synecdoche:

  • jay-z and beyonce icing cupcakes for their child’s bake sale
  • jay-z and beyonce having the awkward sex talk with their child
  • jay-z and beyonce pretending to enjoy their child’s violin recital
  • beyonce chaperoning a school trip to the bronx zoo
  • jay-z grilling his daughter’s high school prom date
  • jay-z’s son pointing out the “otis” video when he gets caught speeding
  • cool uncle kanye getting their son drunk on his 18th birthday