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Facts about the OU/Texas game

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  • If you only eat half a donut and three sips of water at 7 AM, after three hours of traffic, walking, standing, more walking, a bit of running, and a flight of stairs all before 11AM, you will almost faint. Your boyfriend will have to help you up the stairs to buy a cheesy hot dog.
  • Cheesy hot dogs are the bomb.
  • If you stand for 6 hours, then go on a ride where you’re off your feet, when you begin walking again, your feet will be swollen. It will feel like you’re walking on giant blisters. Have fun.
  • Gyros in the food court? Actually made by a Greek lady.
  • Texas fans are nice. Some of them make funny jokes about Landry Jones, which everyone can appreciate.
  • OU fans sometimes get so excited when we score they hit the people in front of them (me) in the back of the head. Hard.
  • The refs at the Cotton Bowl were totally kissing Texas’ butt the whole game. The guy behind me kept yelling “WHY DON’T YOU JUST GO CUDDLE WITH MACK BROWN?”
  • Resting is fun.
  • Baby goats are cute.
  • So are alpacas.

Top 10 Things I Want to Do While Back in the DFW

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  1. Chiloso chips and ranch. And chicken, corn, lettuce and cheese tacos. With more ranch. 
  2. Get my hairs cut. All of them. Not just one “haircut”.
  3. Take a nap longer than 20 minutes in my aunt’s awesome bed with the feather pillows and duvet.
  4. Swim in the pool? If weather permits? Hear that, meteorology major boyfriend?
  5. Eat my weight in fair food.
  6. Cuddle my dog really hard.
  7. Show B embarrassing childhood pictures (there’s one of me at 3, naked, sitting on the Christmas presents)
  8. Did I mention eat delicious food already? I mean, it’s Dallas. My food heaven.
  9. Not fall asleep at the wheel (like I did one time, oooops)
  10. Go to the OU/Texas game, duh!
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