So, I’m safe and well and back in the land of debt ceilings, partisan politics and cowboy hats.

For serious, my new favorite thing about Texas is people wearing cowboy hats. I had at least 5 of them. On my flight from London. Meaning that they had been wearing them in London. Texan/cowboy pride knows no borders, people!

Anyway, I totes meant to blog when I was overseas, but you all know what happens when you make plans: God laughs, and is all “Hah! You thought you would have time for this! Heavens no! Haha, I made a little joke there! Heavens no! I’m such a funny, awesome God.”

Long story short, I’m back, y’all.